Overheard in (Upstate) New York
(Why taking the Interstate is overrated) Grizzled Old Guy #1: You know how God created all men differently? Well, there's something I've noticed. Grizzled Old Guy #2: Oh yeah? What's that? Grizzled Old Guy #1: Well, he made some of us good-lookin ... and he gave the rest of you hair. Haw Haw Haw. (Removes hat to rub his shiny head). See that? That's a bald guy joke. --Griff's Southside Deli