Check Out my Shine

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"Be fully prepared to drink hella haterade, cause ya'll about to see how good it is to be me and how bad it is to be you."

-Thugnificent


Pretty good lookin' kicks, huh? Yeah, I know. Expensive too, cause them is real hundred dollar bills on the outside. At least that's what the guy that sold them to me said.

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