1. Eat some weird hippie goodness, preferably purchased from a weird hippie at a weird hippie market.
(if it looks like that, it's either poisonous or good for you)
2. Get way too competitive playing kiddie games
(WHICH I WON BY THE WAY SO STICK THAT IN YOUR PHD PIPE AND SMOKE IT)
3. Encourage idiotic behavior by otherwise sensible people
(done and done)